We organized the party by height and I already had a 5’8”. I’m so sorry.

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An accurate representation of my social skills

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I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

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